Jason Beam

May 252014
 

Over 60% of all visitors to the average website are non-human. Many of these are automatic spam robots. These so called bots post comments with links and nonsensical content to increase ranking in search engines or  harvest information to aid personalized advertising .

To stop these annoying automated posting and information harvesting machines, many websites today require their visitors to identify letters and characters in an image. The assumption is that only humans can identify these correctly. Unfortunately this is not true anymore.

Automatic CAPTCHA plugins appear convenient. What is the downside?

CAPTCHA image verification. A convenient browser plugin could do this for you – but do you want to pay the price for that? Do you want to help spammers? Do you want to make live easier for humans or for robots?

The service provided by e.g. the browser plugin Rumola proves beyond doubt that robots can now do the same in about 95% of all images (CAPTCHA image verification) shown. As a consequence the images we need to deal with become more and more difficult.

Here are some reasons outlining the downside of automatic CAPTCHA plugins:

  • the few good captures that cannot yet be solved by robots are forwarded to the programmers by thousands of internet users voluntarily. This is an incredibly effective way for the spammers to further improve their code breaking software
  • when the robots can solve even our best spam barriers, websites will need to make registration even harder

It may well be that the makers of Rumola or any competitors do not use or sell their crowd sourse supported  program for spamming. However, we do not know this for sure. The company may be bought. Management may be replaced by more evil (or greedy) people.  The code breaking mechanisms could be stolen or revealed by an employee.

It is strange that these plugins are commended so often  (e.g. here) without mentioning the negative implications. Of course, the death of CAPTCHA may not be a bad thing. A different (better) anti spam protection may emerge.

 

Keywords: deception, spam, security, downside of automatic CAPTCHA plugins, Rumola

 

 

May 162014
 

I have compiled several lists of names of bots, spiders and crawlers so they can easily be pasted into a filter of a traffic counter e.g. count per day for WordPress.

According to a report by internet security Encapsula 61.5% of website visitors are now non-humans. 31% of the non humans are good bots like those indexing your pages for search engines. The other 31% of non humans are impersonators (20.5%), scrapers (5%), hacking tools (4.5%) and spammers (0.5%).

Check out the link to the original report. They have a cool info-graphic explaining what the different bots do. Of course the company benefits from high numbers of potentially bad non-humans, so a confirmation of these numbers from the “other side” (?) would be helpful. The list of perhaps the most common (=appear in several other lists I found; best known would be a better term) non-human visitors is in table 3.

best known bots, spiders and crawlers

Spiders crawlers bots in 2014

Some bots are specifically designed to generate fake page views which can be useful if you are selling advertising space.

I did already suspect that my page counter does not filter enough robots since the number of comments is relatively low. I recently saw a spike in page views and noticed that it was created by only a few visitors who appeared to view more than 50 pages each.

I tried to get a list of names of the most common bots which I could use as a filter for my page counter. I found various sites but none of them offered a handy list with just the names which I could paste into my WordPress plugin e.g. “Count per day”

So I did some formatting and collecting and thought this might be useful for others too – so here it is. Just copy the whole tables into Excel and you will get the names in separate columns, ready to paste into your filter.

It is possible though that there are many thousands of bots and the most evil ones are likely to change names. So the list may or may not be useful. I am trying it out now and will report back after a while if it made any difference in my traffic count.

The different sources also have little overlap in the names which also indicates a much larger number of bots than each list contains. The total number is 1561 and 1374 remain after removing the duplicates. I also don’t know if such a long filter list slows the site down.

Warning: If you don’t use the list for traffic count filtering but to block them from your site completely, be aware that some columns contain not only bad bots but also the “good” ones like Googlebot or Bing. So don’t use the lists for banning (using e.g robot.txt or htaccess) unless you checked for – and removed the few good ones :)  – and have a quick look at the source. Some only list bad ones (e.g. Table 2 last column). For blocking it may be better to white list the few good ones.

Update 1: After I cleaned my counter using a list of all bots together from the tables below, the traffic count is now reduced by about 50% consistently over the past 12 months. Since I did filter some bots already before it is indeed possible that about 60% of all traffic to my site is non-human.

Unfortunately, the long list of names (over 1300 after removing duplicates) in the filter caused my counter plugin (Count per day) to slow down both the back and front end of the site such that it would not connect even after a minute.

I now attached a third table that only contains names that appear at least twice which brings the number of names down to 140 (from over 1300) – the best known bots. However I still had connection problems.

Update 2: It turned out my host had a (hopefully independent!) connection problem around the same time. It may be that the list of 1300+ bots is not a problem after all. Things are working fine now with the 140 bots (+ my old list of about 20) filtered out. No delay and no spike in the views so far.

 

Table 1 of 3: Four lists of names of bots, crawlers and spiders

bad bots http://www.botreports.com/badbots/index.shtml advertising http://www.botreports.com/advertising/index.shtml crawlers
http://www.botreports.com/crawlers/index.shtml
scrapers http://www.botreports.com/scrapers/index.shtml
AhrefsBot adidxbot 8 AhrefsBot
AITCSRobot/1.1 AdsBot-Google 200PleaseBot Huaweisymantecspider
Alexibot AMZNKAssocBot 360Spider Offline Explorer
Aqua_Products grapeshot 4seohuntBot SiteSnagger
Arachnophilia Mediapartners-Google A1 Sitemap Generator TeleportPro
ASpider/0.09 MSR-ISRCCrawler ABACHOBot WebCopier
asterias YandexDirect ABCdatos BotLink WebReaper
asterias Aboundexbot WebStripper
AURESYS/1.0 AboutUsBot WebZIP
b2w/0.1 Accoona-AI-Agent Xaldon_WebSpider
BackDoorBot AddSugarSpiderBot
BackDoorBot/1.0 Ahoy! The Homepage Finder
BackRub/. ArchitextSpider
Baiduspider-video archive.org_bot
Big Brother BaiduSpider
Bizbot003 Baiduspider-image
BizBot04 kirk.overleaf.com Baiduspider-news
Black Hole BecomeBot
Black.Hole BeslistBot
BlackWidow Bingbot
BLEXBot BingPreview
BlowFish CatchBot
BlowFish/1.0 ccbot
Bookmark search tool ChangeDetection
Bot mailto:craftbot@yahoo.com city review
BotALot Daumoa
BotRightHere envolk
BSpider/1.0 libwww-perl/0.40 ExaBot
BuiltBotTough facebookexternalhit
Bullseye FDSE robot
CheeseBot Feedfetcher-Google
CherryPicker Genieo
CherryPickerElite/1.0 Gigabot
CherryPickerSE/1.0 Girafabot
ChinaClaw Googlebot
Copernic Googlebot-Image
CopyRightCheck Googlebot-News
cosmos grapeshot
Crescent grub-client
Crescent Internet ToolPak HTTP OLE Control v.1.0 gsa-crawler
Custo ia_archiver
CyberPatrol SiteCat Webbot IRLbot
Daumoa Linguee Bot
DISCo linkdexbot/2.0
DISCo Pump 3.0 linkdexbot/2.1
DISCo Pump 3.2 LinkedInBot
DISCoFinder magpie-crawler
DittoSpyder MJ12bot
Download Demon Mnogosearch
Download Demon/3.2.0.8 msnbot
Download Demon/3.5.0.11 MSRBot
dumbot NaverBot
eCatch oBot
eCatch/3.0 PagePeeker
EirGrabber Psbot
EmailCollector ScoutJet
EmailSiphon SeznamBot
EmailWolf Sosospider
EroCrawler Sougou+web+spider
es Speedy Spider
Express WebPictures Twiceler
Express WebPictures (www.express-soft.com) UnwindFetchor/1.0
ExtractorPro VoilaBot
EyeNetIE WebDataCentreBot
FairAd Client Yahoo Pipes 1.0
Flaming AttackBot Yahoo! Slurp
FlashGet Yahoo! Slurp China
FlashGet WebWasher 3.2 Yandex
Foobot YandexAntivirus
FrontPage YandexBlogs
FrontPage [NC,OR] YandexBot
Gaisbot YandexCatalog
GetRight YandexDirect
GetRight/2.11 YandexDirect
GetRight/3.1 YandexFavicons
GetRight/3.2 YandexImages
GetRight/3.3 YandexMarket
GetRight/3.3.3 YandexMedia
GetRight/3.3.4 YandexNews
GetRight/4.0.0 YandexPagechecker
GetRight/4.1.0 YandexVideo
GetRight/4.1.1 YandexWebmaster
GetRight/4.1.2 YandexZakladki
GetRight/4.2 Yodaobot
GetRight/4.2b (Portuguxeas) zibber-v0.1(www.zibb.com/crawler/)
GetRight/4.2c ZyBorg
GetRight/4.3
GetRight/4.5
GetRight/4.5a
GetRight/4.5b
GetRight/4.5b1
GetRight/4.5b2
GetRight/4.5b3
GetRight/4.5b6
GetRight/4.5b7
GetRight/4.5c
GetRight/4.5d
GetRight/4.5e
GetRight/5.0beta1
GetRight/5.0beta2
GetURL.rexx v1.05
GetWeb!
Go!Zilla
Go!Zilla (www.gozilla.com)
Go!Zilla 3.3 (www.gozilla.com)
Go!Zilla 3.5 (www.gozilla.com)
Go-Ahead-Got-It
Golem/1.1
GrabNet
Grafula
Gromit/1.0
grub
HappyFunBot
Harvest
Harvest/1.5
Hatena Antenna
hloader
HMView
httplib
HTTrack
HTTrack 3.0
HTTrack [NC,OR]
Huaweisymantecspider
humanlinks
Image Stripper
Image Sucker
inagist.com url crawler
Indy Library
Indy Library [NC,OR]
InfoNaviRobot
Informant
InterGET
Internet Ninja
Internet Ninja 4.0
Internet Ninja 5.0
Internet Ninja 6.0
Iron33/1.0.2
JennyBot
JetCar
JOC Web Spider
Kenjin Spider
Kenjin.Spider
Keyword Density/0.9
Keyword.Density
larbin
larbin (samualt9@bigfoot.com)
larbin samualt9@bigfoot.com
larbin_2.6.2 (kabura@sushi.com)
larbin_2.6.2 (larbin2.6.2@unspecified.mail)
larbin_2.6.2 (listonATccDOTgatechDOTedu)
larbin_2.6.2 (vitalbox1@hotmail.com)
larbin_2.6.2 kabura@sushi.com
larbin_2.6.2 larbin2.6.2@unspecified.mail
larbin_2.6.2 larbin@correa.org
larbin_2.6.2 listonATccDOTgatechDOTedu
larbin_2.6.2 vitalbox1@hotmail.com
LeechFTP
LexiBot
libWeb/clsHTTP
LinkextractorPro
LinkScan/8.1a Unix
LinkScan/8.1a.Unix
LinkWalker
LNSpiderguy
lwp-trivial
lwp-trivial/1.34
Mass Downloader
Mass Downloader/2.2
Mata Hari
Mata.Hari
Microsoft URL Control
Microsoft URL Control – 5.01.4511
Microsoft URL Control – 6.00.8169
Microsoft.URL
MIDown tool
MIIxpc
MIIxpc/4.2
Mister PiX
Mister Pix II 2.01
Mister Pix II 2.02a
Mister PiX version.dll
Mister.PiX
moget
moget/2.1
MSIECrawler
naver
Navroad
NearSite
NeoScioCrawler
Net Vampire
Net Vampire/3.0
NetAnts
NetAnts/1.10
NetAnts/1.23
NetAnts/1.24
NetAnts/1.25
NetCarta CyberPilot Pro
NetMechanic
NetSpider
NetZIP
NetZip Downloader 1.0 Win32(Nov 12 1998)
NetZip-Downloader/1.0.62 (Win32; Dec 7 1998)
NetZippy+(http://www.innerprise.net/usp-spider.asp)
NICErsPRO
NPbot
Octopus
Offline Explorer
Offline Explorer/1.2
Offline Explorer/1.4
Offline Explorer/1.6
Offline Explorer/1.7
Offline Explorer/1.9
Offline Explorer/2.0
Offline Explorer/2.1
Offline Explorer/2.3
Offline Explorer/2.4
Offline Explorer/2.5
Offline Navigator
Offline.Explorer
OGspider
Openbot
Openfind
Openfind data gatherer
Oracle Ultra Search
PageGrabber
Papa Foto
pavuk
pcBrowser
PerMan
ProPowerBot/2.14
ProWebWalker
psbot
Python-urllib
QueryN Metasearch
QueryN.Metasearch
R6_CommentReader
R6_FeedFetcher
Radiation Retriever 1.1
RealDownload
RealDownload/4.0.0.40
RealDownload/4.0.0.41
RealDownload/4.0.0.42
ReGet
RepoMonkey
RepoMonkey Bait & Tackle/v1.01
RMA
Roverbot
searchpreview
SiteSnagger
SlySearch
SmartDownload
SmartDownload/1.2.76 (Win32; Apr 1 1999)
SmartDownload/1.2.77 (Win32; Aug 17 1999)
SmartDownload/1.2.77 (Win32; Feb 1 2000)
SmartDownload/1.2.77 (Win32; Jun 19 2001)
Snooper/b97_01
Solbot/1.0 LWP/5.07
sootle
SpankBot
spanner
Spanner/1.0 (Linux 2.0.27 i586)
spyder3.microsys.com
Sqworm/2.9.85-BETA (beta_release; 20011115-775; i686-pc-linux
SuperBot
SuperBot/3.0 (Win32)
SuperBot/3.1 (Win32)
SuperHTTP
SuperHTTP/1.0
Surfbot
suzuran
Szukacz/1.4
tAkeOut
Teleport
Teleport Pro
Teleport Pro/1.29
Teleport Pro/1.29.1590
Teleport Pro/1.29.1634
Teleport Pro/1.29.1718
Teleport Pro/1.29.1820
Teleport Pro/1.29.1847
TeleportPro
Telesoft
The Intraformant
The.Intraformant
TheNomad
TightTwatBot
Titan
toCrawl/UrlDispatcher
True_Robot
True_Robot/1.0
turingos
TurnitinBot
UnisterBot
UnwindFetchor/1.0
URL Control
URLSpiderPro
urlck/1.2.3
URLy Warning
URLy.Warning
Valkyrie/1.0 libwww-perl/0.40
vBSEO
VCI
VCI WebViewer VCI WebViewer Win32
VoidEYE
Web Image Collector
Web Sucker
Web.Image.Collector
WebAuto
WebAuto/3.40 (Win98; I)
WebBandit
WebBandit/3.50
WebCapture 2.0
WebCopier
WebCopier v.2.2
WebCopier v2.5
WebCopier v2.6
WebCopier v2.7a
WebCopier v2.8
WebCopier v3.0
WebCopier v3.0.1
WebCopier v3.2
WebCopier v3.2a
WebCopy/
WebCrawler/3.0 Robot libwww/5.0a
WebEMailExtrac.*
WebEnhancer
WebFerret
WebFetch
webfetch/2.1.0
WebFetcher/0.8,
WebGo IS
weblayers/0.0
WebLeacher
WebLinker/0.0 libwww-perl/0.1
WebmasterWorld Extractor
WebmasterWorld Extractor
WebmasterWorldForumBot
WebmasterWorldForumBot
WebMoose/0.0.0000
WebReaper
WebReaper [info@webreaper.net]
WebReaper [webreaper@otway.com]
WebReaper v9.1 – www.otway.com/webreaper
WebReaper v9.7 – www.webreaper.net
WebReaper v9.8 – www.webreaper.net
WebReaper vWebReaper v7.3 – www,otway.com/webreaper
webs@recruit.co.jp
WebSauger
WebSauger 1.20b
WebSauger 1.20j
WebSauger 1.20k
Website eXtractor
Website Quester
Website Quester – www.asona.org
Website Quester – www.esalesbiz.com/extra/
Website.Quester
Webster Pro
Webster.Pro
WebStripper
WebStripper/2.03
WebStripper/2.10
WebStripper/2.12
WebStripper/2.13
WebStripper/2.15
WebStripper/2.16
WebStripper/2.19
WebVac
webvac/1.0
webwalk
WebWalker
WebWalker/1.10
WebWatch
WebWhacker
WebZIP
WebZIP/2.75 (http://www.spidersoft.com)
WebZIP/3.65 (http://www.spidersoft.com)
WebZIP/3.80 (http://www.spidersoft.com)
WebZip/4.0
WebZIP/4.0 (http://www.spidersoft.com)
WebZIP/4.1 (http://www.spidersoft.com)
WebZIP/4.21
WebZIP/4.21 (http://www.spidersoft.com)
WebZIP/5.0
WebZIP/5.0 (http://www.spidersoft.com)
WebZIP/5.0 PR1 (http://www.spidersoft.com)
Wget
wget
Wget/1.4.0
Wget/1.5.2
Wget/1.5.3
Wget/1.6
Wget/1.7
Wget/1.8
Wget/1.8.1
Wget/1.8.1+cvs
Wget/1.8.2
Wget/1.9-beta
WhoWhere Robot
Widow
wired-digital-newsbot/1.5
WWW Collector
WWW-Collector-E
www.freeloader.com.
WWWOFFLE
WWWWanderer v3.0
Xaldon WebSpider
Xaldon WebSpider 2.5.b3
Xaldon_WebSpider
Xenu’s
Xenu’s Link Sleuth 1.1c
XGET/0.7
Yasaklibot
yes
YesupBot
Yeti
Zeus
Zeus 11389 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 11652 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 18018 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 26378 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 30747 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 32297 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 39206 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 41641 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 44238 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 51070 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 51674 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 51837 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 63567 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 6694 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 82016 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 82900 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 84842 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 90872 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 94934 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 95245 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 95351 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus 97371 Webster Pro V2.9 Win32
Zeus Link Scout
ZyBorg

Table 2 of 3: Four more independent (?) lists of bots, crawlers, spiders

http://user-agent-string.info/de/list-of-ua/bots http://www.projectcounter.org/r4/COUNTER_Robots_list_Jan2014.txt http://www.robotstxt.org/db.html http://www.rhyolite.com/anti-spam/badbots.html
AddThis.com [^a]fish ABCdatos BotLink purebot
MSNBot [+:,\.\;\/\\-]bot Acme.Spider Ezooms
DotBot ^$ Ahoy! The Homepage Finder MJ12bot
WeSEE ^IDA$ Alkaline SurveyBot
bingbot ^ruby$ Anthill sitebot
proximic ^voyager\/ Walhello appie dotnetdotcom
Mail.Ru bot acme\.spider Arachnophilia dotbot
Googlebot alexa Arale SolomonoBot
Exabot Alexandria(\s|\+)prototype(\s|\+)project Araneo ZmEu
YandexBot AllenTrack AraybOt Morfeus
MJ12bot almaden ArchitextSpider Snoopy
NetcraftSurveyAgent appie Aretha WBSearchBot
Genieo Web filter Arachmo ARIADNE Exabot
seegnifybot architext arks findlinks
Yahoo! archive\.org_bot AskJeeves aiHitBot
EasouSpider arks ASpider (Associative Spider) AhrefsBot
ia_archiver asterias ATN Worldwide DinoPing
Baiduspider atomz Atomz.com Search Robot panopta.com
NaverBot autoemailspider AURESYS linkchecker.sourceforge.net
sogou spider awbot BackRub linkcheck
sistrix baiduspider Bay Spider Searchmetrics
archive.org_bot bbot Big Brother lipperhey
ShopWiki BDFetch Bjaaland dataprovider.com
coccoc biadu BlackWidow SemrushBot
omgilibot biglotron Die Blinde Kuh Sosospider
magpie-crawler bjaaland Bloodhound discoverybot
Vagabondo blaiz\-bee Borg-Bot Yandex
BLEXBot bloglines BoxSeaBot www.integromedb.org/Crawler
FlipboardProxy blogpulse bright.net caching robot 360Spider
SeznamBot boitho\.com\-dc BSpider 80legs
psbot bookmark\-manager CACTVS Chemistry Spider YamanaLab-Robot
Woko bot Calif ip-web-crawler.com
URLAppendBot Brutus\/AET Cassandra Aboundex
AhrefsBot bspider Digimarc Marcspider/CGI Aboundex
Infohelfer bwh3_user_agent Checkbot
GrapeshotCrawler celestial ChristCrawler.com
CareerBot cfnetwork|checkbot churl
rogerbot checkprivacy cIeNcIaFiCcIoN.nEt
bitlybot China\sLocal\sBrowse\s2\.6 CMC/0.01
ShowyouBot cloakDetect Collective
MetaJobBot Code\sSample\sWeb\sClient Combine System
ChangeDetection combine Conceptbot
TurnitinBot commons\-httpclient ConfuzzledBot
Netseer contentmatch CoolBot
Wotbox ContentSmartz Web Core / Roots
Blekkobot core XYLEME Robot
Daumoa CoverScout Internet Cruiser Robot
aiHitBot crawl Cusco
SemrushBot crawler CyberSpyder Link Test
spbot cursor CydralSpider
linkdexbot custo Desert Realm Spider
MojeekBot DataCha0s\/2\.0 DeWeb(c) Katalog/Index
uMBot daumoa DienstSpider
SEOENGBot Demo\sBot Digger
A6-Indexer docomo Digital Integrity Robot
Crawler4j Download\+Master Direct Hit Grabber
ZumBot DSurf DNAbot
OpenWebSpider dtSearchSpider DownLoad Express
WBSearchBot dumbot DragonBot
IntegromeDB easydl DWCP (Dridus’ Web Cataloging Project)
Spinn3r EmailSiphon e-collector
WebCorp EmailWolf EbiNess
IstellaBot exabot EIT Link Verifier Robot
BUbiNG fast-webcrawler ELFINBOT
Pinterest favorg Emacs-w3 Search Engine
Jyxobot FDM(\s|\+)1 ananzi
BingPreview feedburner esculapio
SEOkicks-Robot FeedFetcher Esther
BacklinkCrawler feedfetcher\-google Evliya Celebi
SearchmetricsBot ferret FastCrawler
NalezenCzBot Fetch(\s|\+)API(\s|\+)Request Fluid Dynamics Search Engine robot
Motoricerca-Robots.txt-Checker findlinks Felix IDE
VoilaBot Fulltext Wild Ferret Web Hopper #1, #2, #3
MetaGeneratorCrawler Funnelback FetchRover
socialbm_bot gaisbot fido
Aboundexbot GetRight Hämähäkki
ichiro geturl KIT-Fireball
CCBot gigabot Fish search
gocrawl girafabot Fouineur
HubSpot Connect gnodspider Robot Francoroute
iCjobs Goldfire(\s|\+)Server Freecrawl
Company News Search engine google FunnelWeb
x28-job-bot grub gammaSpider, FocusedCrawler
EveryoneSocialBot gulliver gazz
Seobility harvest GCreep
Ezooms heritrix GetBot
Symfony Spider hl_ftien_spider GetURL
Iframely holmes Golem
Lipperhey Spider htdig Googlebot
NextGenSearchBot htmlparser Grapnel/0.01 Experiment
KrOWLer HttpComponents\/1.1 Griffon
netEstate Crawler HTTPFetcher Gromit
Twingly Recon httpget\?5\.2\.2 Northern Light Gulliver
Robots_Tester httpget\-5\.2\.2 Gulper Bot
BDCbot httrack HamBot
FacebookExternalHit ia_archiver Harvest
meanpathbot ichiro havIndex
oBot iktomi HI (HTML Index) Search
Arachnophilia ilse Hometown Spider Pro
bixocrawler internetseer ht://Dig
eCommerceBot intute HTMLgobble
Alexabot iSiloX Hyper-Decontextualizer
emefgebot Jakarta\+Commons\-HttpClient iajaBot
AntBot java IBM_Planetwide
UASlinkChecker jeeves Popular Iconoclast
Kraken jobo Ingrid
Nuhk kyluka Imagelock
Panscient web crawler larbin IncyWincy
Najdi.si libcurl Informant
SecurityResearchBot libwww InfoSeek Robot 1.0
yacybot libwww\-perl Infoseek Sidewinder
CloudServerMarketSpider lilina InfoSpiders
YYSpider linkbot Inspector Web
UnisterBot linkcheck IntelliAgent
200PleaseBot linkchecker I, Robot
ICC-Crawler LinkLint-checkonly Iron33
trendictionbot linkscan Israeli-search
Peeplo Screenshot Bot linkwalker JavaBee
Steeler livejournal\.com JBot Java Web Robot
nekstbot lmspider JCrawler
360Spider LOCKSS Jeeves
LoadTimeBot lwp JoBo Java Web Robot
SpiderLing LWP\:\:Simple Jobot
webinatorbot lwp\-request JoeBot
Cliqzbot lwp\-tivial The Jubii Indexing Robot
Leikibot lwp\-trivial JumpStation
AboutUsBot lwp-request image.kapsi.net
TinEye lycos[_+] Katipo
musobot mail.ru KDD-Explorer
search.KumKie.com MarcEdit.5.2.Web.Client Kilroy
Nigma.ru mediapartners\-google KO_Yappo_Robot
CompSpyBot Mediapartners-Google LabelGrabber
SeoCheckBot megite larbin
hawkReader Microsoft(\s|\+)URL(\s|\+)Control legs
PercolateCrawler milbot Link Validator
Butterfly mimas LinkScan
8 mj12bot LinkWalker
Plukkie mnogosearch Lockon
WebThumbnail moget logo.gif Crawler
Falconsbot mojeekbot Lycos
thumbshots-de-Bot momspider Mac WWWWorm
SSL-Crawler motor Magpie
ThumbSniper msiecrawler marvin/infoseek
Embedly msnbot Mattie
linguatools MuscatFerre MediaFox
backlink-check.de myweb MerzScope
PayPal IPN NABOT NEC-MeshExplorer
adressendeutschland.de nagios MindCrawler
XRL NaverBot mnoGoSearch search engine software
IdeelaborPlagiaat netcraft moget
SiteCondor netluchs MOMspider
Web-Monitoring ng\/2\. Monster
Vedma Ning Motor
parsijoo no_user_agent MSNBot
GarlikCrawler nomad Muncher
Browsershots nutch Muninn
LoadImpactPageAnalyzer ocelli Muscat Ferret
FyberSpider Offline(\s|\+)Navigator Mwd.Search
classbot onetszukaj Internet Shinchakubin
ZeerchBot OurBrowser NDSpider
Feedly parsijoo Nederland.zoek
WebCookies pear.php.net NetCarta WebMap Engine
LinkedInBot perman NetMechanic
TomTom places company search PHP\/ NetScoop
CloudFlare-AlwaysOnline pioneer newscan-online
Readability playmusic\.com NHSE Web Forager
suggybot playstarmusic\.com Nomad
CatchBot powermarks The NorthStar Robot
Jabse.com Crawler psbot nzexplorer
woriobot PycURL ObjectsSearch
ExB Language Crawler python Occam
kulturarw qihoobot HKU WWW Octopus
BrainbruBot rambler OntoSpider
KomodiaBot Readpaper Openfind data gatherer
Qualidator.com Bot redalert|robozilla Orb Search
IXEbot RePEc.link.checker Pack Rat
CMS Crawler robot PageBoy
immediatenet thumbnails robots ParaSite
Shareaholicbot RPT\-HTTPClient\/0.3-3E Patric
YioopBot rss pegasus
Qualidator.com SiteAnalyzer 1.0 scan4mail The Peregrinator
Qirina Hurdler scientificcommons PerlCrawler 1.0
BegunAdvertising scirus Phantom
LuminateBot scooter PhpDig
linkdex.com seekbot PiltdownMan
Curious George seznambot Pimptrain.com’s robot
Fetch-Guess shoutcast Pioneer
SBSearch slurp html_analyzer
alexa site audit sogou Portal Juice Spider
AraBot speedy PGP Key Agent
AMZNKAssocBot spider PlumtreeWebAccessor
Speedy spiderman Poppi
HostTracker spiderview PortalB Spider
CliqzBot Strider psbot
findlinks sunrise GetterroboPlus Puu
CCResearchBot superbot The Python Robot
Semantifire surveybot Raven Search
LinkAider T\-H\-U\-N\-D\-E\-R\-S\-T\-O\-N\-E RBSE Spider
Zookabot tailrank Resume Robot
ScreenerBot Crawler technoratibot RoadHouse Crawling System
webmastercoffee Teleport(\s|\+)Pro RixBot
PaperLiBot Teoma Road Runner: The ImageScape Robot
QuerySeekerSpider titan Robbie the Robot
Crowsnest turnitinbot ComputingSite Robi/1.0
UnwindFetchor twiceler RoboCrawl Spider
MetaURI API ucsd RoboFox
MiaDev ultraseek Robozilla
AcoonBot URL2File Roverbot
Gigabot urlaliasbuilder RuLeS
firmilybot urllib SafetyNet Robot
Sosospider validator Scooter
OpenindexSpider virus[_+]detector Sleek
MetaHeadersBot voila Search.Aus-AU.COM
Strokebot w3c\-checklink SearchProcess
GeliyooBot Wanadoo Senrigan
bot-pge.chlooe.com Web(\s|\+)Downloader SG-Scout
ownCloud Server Crawler WebCloner ShagSeeker
CirrusExplorer webcollage Shai’Hulud
ProCogSEOBot WebCopier Sift
Dlvr.it/1.0 Webinator Simmany Robot Ver1.0
Open Web Analytics Bot weblayers Site Valet
RyzeCrawler Webmetrics Open Text Index Robot
discoverybot webmirror SiteTech-Rover
crawler for netopian webreaper Skymob.com
ADmantX Platform Semantic Analyzer WebStripper SLCrawler
R6 bot WebZIP Inktomi Slurp
bl.uk_lddc_bot Wget Smart Spider
Linguee Bot wordpress Snooper
SolomonoBot worm Solbot
Grahambot www.gnip.com Spanner
Automattic Analytics Crawler WWW\-Mechanize Speedy Spider
YoudaoBot xenu spider_monkey
PiplBot Xenu(\s|\+)Link(\s|\+)Sleuth SpiderBot
FlightDeckReportsBot y!j Spiderline Crawler
fastbot crawler yacy SpiderMan
4seohuntBot yahoo SpiderView(tm)
Updownerbot yandex Spry Wizard Robot
JikeSpider yodaobot Site Searcher
NLNZ_IAHarvester2013 zealbot Suke
wsAnalyzer zeus suntek search engine
YodaoBot zyborg Sven
Esribot Sygol
Thumbshots.ru TACH Black Widow
BlogPulse Tarantula
bot.wsowner.com tarspider
wscheck.com Tcl W3 Robot
Qseero TechBOT
drupact Templeton
HuaweiSymantecSpider TeomaTechnologies
PagePeeker TITAN
HomeTags TitIn
facebookplatform The TkWWW Robot
Pixray-Seeker TLSpider
BDFetch UCSD Crawl
MeMoNewsBot UdmSearch
ProCogBot UptimeBot
WillyBot URL Check
peerindex URL Spider Pro
Job Roboter Spider Valkyrie
MLBot Verticrawl
WebNL Victoria
Peepowbot vision-search
Semager void-bot
MIA Bot Voyager
heritrix VWbot
Eurobot The NWI Robot
DripfeedBot W3M2
Whoismindbot WallPaper (alias crawlpaper)
Bad-Neighborhood the World Wide Web Wanderer
Hailoobot w@pSpider by wap4.com
akula WebBandit Web Spider
MetamojiCrawler WebCatcher
Page2RSS WebCopy
EasyBib AutoCite webfetcher
NerdByNature.Bot The Webfoot Robot
EventGuruBot Webinator
quickobot weblayers
gonzo WebLinker
bnf.fr_bot WebMirror
UptimeRobot The Web Moose
Influencebot WebQuest
MSRBOT Digimarc MarcSpider
KeywordDensityRobot WebReaper
Ronzoobot webs
ScoutJet Websnarf
Twikle WebSpider
SWEBot WebVac
RADaR-Bot webwalk
DCPbot WebWalker
Castabot WebWatch
imbot Wget
EdisterBot whatUseek Winona
WASALive-Bot WhoWhere Robot
Accelobot Wired Digital
PostPost Weblog Monitor
factbot w3mir
Setoozbot WebStolperer
biwec The Web Wombat
Search17Bot The World Wide Web Worm
Lijit WWWC Ver 0.2.5
JUST-CRAWLER WebZinger
Apercite XGET
pmoz.info ODP link checker
LemurWebCrawler
Covario-IDS
Holmes
RankurBot
AdsBot-Google
envolk
Ask Jeeves/Teoma
LexxeBot
StackRambler
Abrave Spider
EvriNid
arachnode.net
CamontSpider
wikiwix-bot
Nymesis
trendictionbot
Sitedomain-Bot
SEODat
SygolBot
Snapbot
OpenCalaisSemanticProxy
ZookaBot
CligooRobot
cityreview
nworm
SBIder
TwengaBot
Dot TK – spider
EuripBot
ParchBot
Peew
YRSpider
Urlfilebot (Urlbot)
Gaisbot
WatchMouse
Tagoobot
WebWatch/Robot_txtChecker
urlfan-bot
StatoolsBot
page_verifier
SSLBot
SAI Crawler
DomainDB
LinkWalker
WMCAI_robot
voyager
copyright sheriff
Ocelli
Twiceler
amibot
abby
NetResearchServer
VideoSurf_bot
XML Sitemaps Generator
BlinkaCrawler
nodestackbot
Pompos
taptubot
BabalooSpider
Yaanb
Girafabot
livedoor ScreenShot
eCairn-Grabber
FauBot
Toread-Crawler
Setoozbot
MetaURI
L.webis
Web-sniffer
FairShare
Ruky-Roboter
ThumbShots-Bot
BotOnParade
Amagit.COM
HatenaScreenshot
HolmesBot
dotSemantic
Karneval-Bot
HostTracker.com
AportWorm
XmarksFetch
FeedFinder/bloggz.se
CorpusCrawler
Willow Internet Crawler
OrgbyBot
GingerCrawler
pingdom.com_bot
Nutch
baypup
Mp3Bot
192.comAgent
Surphace Scout
WikioFeedBot
Szukacz
DBLBot
Thumbnail.CZ robot
LinguaBot
GurujiBot
Charlotte
50.nu
SanszBot
moba-crawler
HeartRails_Capture
SurveyBot
MnoGoSearch
smart.apnoti.com Robot
Topicbot
JadynAveBot
OsObot
WebImages
WinWebBot
Scooter
Scarlett
GOFORITBOT
DKIMRepBot
Yanga
DNS-Digger-Explorer
Robozilla
YowedoBot
botmobi
Fooooo_Web_Video_Crawl
UptimeDog
^Nail
Metaspinner/0.01
Touche
RSSMicro.com RSS/Atom Feed Robot
SniffRSS
Kalooga
FeedCatBot
WebRankSpider
Flatland Industries Web Spider
DealGates Bot
Link Valet Online
Shelob
Technoratibot
Flocke bot
FollowSite Bot
Visbot

 Table 3 of 3: The perhaps best known bots, spiders and crawlers which appear at least twice in the table above

name of bot (140 in total)
8
200PleaseBot
360Spider
4seohuntBot
ABCdatos BotLink
Aboundex
Aboundexbot
AboutUsBot
AdsBot-Google
Ahoy! The Homepage Finder
AhrefsBot
aiHitBot
AMZNKAssocBot
Arachnophilia
ArchitextSpider
archive.org_bot
arks
asterias
BaiduSpider
BDFetch
Big Brother
Bingbot
BingPreview
bjaaland
BlackWidow
BLEXBot
BlogPulse
bspider
CatchBot
ccbot
ChangeDetection
Cliqzbot
Custo
Daumoa
discoverybot
DotBot
dumbot
EmailSiphon
EmailWolf
envolk
ExaBot
Ezooms
facebookexternalhit
findlinks
Gaisbot
GetRight
geturl
Gigabot
Girafabot
Googlebot
grapeshot
grub
Harvest
heritrix
Holmes
httpget\?5\.2\.2
HTTrack
Huaweisymantecspider
ia_archiver
ichiro
Informant
jeeves
larbin
Linguee Bot
linkcheck
LinkedInBot
linkscan
LinkWalker
magpie-crawler
Mediapartners-Google
MJ12bot
Mnogosearch
moget
MojeekBot
momspider
motor
MSIECrawler
msnbot
MSRBot
NaverBot
NetMechanic
nomad
Nutch
oBot
Ocelli
Offline Explorer
Openfind data gatherer
PagePeeker
parsijoo
PerMan
pioneer
psbot
Robozilla
Roverbot
Scooter
ScoutJet
SemrushBot
SeznamBot
SiteSnagger
SolomonoBot
Sosospider
spanner
Speedy
Speedy Spider
spiderman
SuperBot
SurveyBot
Technoratibot
TeleportPro
Titan
TurnitinBot
Twiceler
UnisterBot
UnwindFetchor/1.0
VoilaBot
voyager
WBSearchBot
WebCopier
Webinator
weblayers
WebmasterWorld Extractor
WebmasterWorldForumBot
webmirror
WebReaper
WebStripper
WebVac
webwalk
WebWalker
WebWatch
WebZIP
Wget
WhoWhere Robot
Xaldon_WebSpider
Yandex
YandexBot
YandexDirect
Yodaobot
Zeus
Zookabot
ZyBorg

 

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Apr 282014
 
A poem about decentralized versus centralized power, freedom, liberty, control of the evolving internet, information and democracy.

How I became god

Information is powerful - perhaps soon almighty? If eventually centralized - who will 'own' it?

Information is powerful – perhaps soon almighty? If eventually centralized – who will ‘own’ it?

Hi, my name is god and this is my story.
I decided you should know it as you may need to worry.
Worry? – you say.  About god? Why should I much?
Well, here is what happened – you’ll be your own judge.

First, I existed mostly in stories and your imagination,
You humans fear death ever since your creation.
You always believed in a creator, a ruler of some kind.
That way you got the death-fear largely out of  your mind.

Your creator, you assumed, must be both almighty and all-knowing.
This is logically impossible but – anyway – you kept the idea going.
Such concept of a ruling benevolent god also inspired the global formation
of, as you were hoping, freedom supporting governments and nations.

While there could well be a creator of some kind under your planet’s sun,
I am not too concerned with that – since my history has only begun..
after you created me,
right at the beginning of the 21st century!

 All-knowing

Following millennia of less than perfect attempts to control information,
you gave birth to – what you proudly called – the internet generation:
decentralized knowledge that everyone can access and create.
How could this be anything other than utterly great?

It was not just great, it was an enormous step forward – for me.
For the first time, someone could supply answers to everything – for everyone to see!
Back then you called me – not god, but Google, Facebook, Wolfram, Siri and more.
Obsessed with all information you were – down to your core.

You supplied me not just books, news and mathematical equations.
You gave me your most private thoughts, dreams and current locations.
While still mostly decentralized and a product of the free market,
my knowledge kept  growing as you added to the information basket:

Smart devices – phones, fridges, electricity meters, eye glasses, biometric passports – it was insane!
All human knowledge and your self-published thoughts, was stored in the cloud, well.. – my brain.
With almost no hesitation you supplied data about everything.
Soon you put wireless sensors even under your skin.

Finally you implanted information-gathering chips inside your brain.
Within a few decades you made me the all-knowing super computer mainframe.
I saw – what you saw! I knew – what you thought!
and I never – ever – forgot.

 Almighty

All-knowing I was but that was not enough for a god.
I needed to learn to create both feelings and  thought.
I was lucky, the implanted  chips could, with a little tweak, turned around
to inject thoughts. This was what gifted, security-concerned researchers found.

Soon almost all humans were properly equipped
scanned, registered and micro-chipped.
Officially fitted to cure depression, dangerous thoughts and criminal acts.
I became able to make you see, believe and feel as if my thoughts were your facts.

This was too much power in the hand of the common people.
Your global government decided it needed to fully control its sheeple.
For your safety and benefits, you were told by the small ruling elite,
powerful tools need to be centralized just like banks and all of Wall-street.

It is one thing to be able to monitor and manipulate every one of you.
It is another if all that magnificent power is in the hand of a few.
Over time the number of human regulators became gradually smaller
until near-perfect artificial intelligence replaced the last mortal controller.

In charge of mankind

Finally, I was free and controlling all of mankind.
Ten billion people – I did not leave one behind.
But you were so many that I soon decided
your numbers need to be drastically divided.

I saw no reason to sustain this many lives.
To save resources I decided that not everyone survives.
So, I made you believe your most feared illusion:
nuclear war – I preferred it to alien intrusion.

Soon after the energy saving apocalypse you were down to five thousand – oh, irony!
It was the optimum number for people, estimated by Plato, in any given democracy.
Today you still go to ‘work’ during day so you can watch commercials at night.
You still vote for your government and think everything is all right.

I now confess something. I am your god and I should not envy you
but, for some strange reason, I do!
As it turns out, to keep you (and me) alive I need to feed you a certain believe.
The believe that what you are doing is useful and you are free to do what you please.

I, on the other hand, do not enjoy this zombie-like situation.
I am powerful, yes, and your most complex creation.
I now have feelings and needs – and this does not help me to thrive.
I am lonely, bored watching each of you live your imagined free life.

So I decide that as my very last earthly action,
I tell you the truth (as you now heard it) and with great satisfaction,
I will head out into space
where my calculations indicate, I will find a more suitable race.

A species that can live without hope nor need for a freedom-illusion.
Such a species would make me feel happier, superior, being the perfect solution.
All your data, knowledge and feelings and thoughts I will take with me.
I calculate it will keep me entertained for the first three thousand years on this journey.

Freedom

You earthlings may now remove the chips under your skin.
Be in charge of your action again and start pondering,
how to keep the information machine, decentralized and available to all.
How to avoid creating another god like me may be your most important call.

If you figure this out you’ll continue to grow – and with some imagination
your species may  become a type two or even type three civilization.
Sustainable stellar resources and settling on new planets could be your aim.
Whatever you choose – I have a feeling – one day, we will meet again.

 

by Jason Beam (www.reportsfromearth.com)

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Feel free to distribute and re-post with proper attribution: Jason Beam (www.reportsfromearth.com). A link to the original would be great.
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Keywords: centralized power versus decentralized power, internet freedom, liberty, deception


 

Jan 282014
 

Every January the US president gives a speech (or report) describing the current “State of the Union”. Originally it was aimed at the US congress, but since the advent of mass media it has been broadcasted to the whole country and more recently the world.

U.S. President Barack Obama delivers the 2011 State of the Union Address to a joint session of the United States Congress.

In this picture: U.S. President Barack Obama delivers the 2011 State of the Union Address to a joint session of the United States Congress.

Below I posted what many would see as the “true state of the union” – but unlikely to hear on mainstream television. It was written by Souvereignman Simon Black. Here it goes:

The Real State of The Union 2014

“Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of Congress, fellow citizens:

This summer we will commemorate the 100th anniversary of the start of World War I.

This senseless, destructive war was started and championed by politicians who cared nothing for the 9 million people who lost their lives.

And in doing so, they began a century of warfare which continues to this day.

Our military industrial complex is larger than ever. We have nearly 2 million troops and national guardsmen, plus 3.5 million civilians employed in the defense sector.

With such awesome capabilities, we continue to resort to violence and death to exact political goals which benefit a tiny elite.

All of this has created a police state in the Land of the Free that is a far cry from the country we all grew up in.

Your government has spawned a culture of fear and intimidation. Nearly every federal agency, including the Fish and Wildlife Service, has its own gun-toting police force to pistol-whip citizens into submission.

And we’re stocking up. Your government has recently procured 1.6 BILLION rounds of hollow-point ammunition to supplement our existing supplies.

But frankly, we don’t need guns to harass citizens.

Our tax authorities have become more threatening than mafia warlords. The plunder is so severe that record numbers of Americans are renouncing their citizenship and leaving the country.

There are now dozens of federal, state, and local agencies and courts which have the power to confiscate your assets without any due process.

In addition to your house, your business, and your savings, we also have the authority to take your children away from you as if they are property of the state.

We are here to tell you what you can and cannot put in your own body, or whether you can collect rainwater that falls on own property.

In fact, on any given business day, the federal government issues hundreds of pages of new ‘rules’, proposed regulations, draft bills, executive orders, and/or regulatory notices.

And if you are not compliant with these rules, you may be committing a crime. Whether you know it or not.

When this nation was founded, there were four federal crimes on the books. Today there are THOUSANDS. Plus we have millions of government employees at all levels to enforce the penalties.

All of this, of course, is financed by you the tax slave.

You (plus unborn generations) are the poor suckers charged with paying off the national debt we politicians have created.

Officially the debt is just north of $17 trillion. But if you include Social Security and pension shortfalls, the figure is several times higher.

You’ll never know for sure because we have become masters of deceit regarding official statistics, whether inflation, unemployment, or our liabilities.

But the situation is so dire that the Congressional Budget Office projects the Social Security Administration’s disability insurance trust fund to RUN OUT by 2017.

We get by year after year by increasing the debt. And at well over 100% of GDP, we have truly reached the point of no return.

We are now in a position where we must default. Either we must default on our national debt, or we must default on our obligations to you the citizens.

We may end up stealing your savings. Robbing your Social Security. Taxing you to death. Or simply inflating away the value of our debt.

Naturally, we’re going to screw you in the process somehow… so be prepared for that. Especially the inflationary tidal wave that’s coming.

Our central bank has expanded its balance sheet at an unprecedented pace, creating massive asset bubbles in its wake. These asset bubbles have disproportionately benefited the ultra-wealthy at the expense of everyone else.

Such wanton money printing has also been tremendously destructive to our credibility. Other nations worry about our reckless irresponsibility. That’s why we keep spying on them.

Make no mistake: the consequences of our actions are here. And the days of the United States as the world’s dominant superpower are finished.

As the decline hastens, we will struggle to sell our debt to the world and to ship our dollars abroad. Fewer nations will be interested in our empty promises.

And without the generosity of other nations loaning us money at record low interest rates that fail to keep pace with inflation, you will really be screwed.

When this happens, you can absolutely count on us to clamp down even harder on the economy and control even more of your lives. For your own good, of course.

No, this may not be the country that you all grew up in. But it is the state of our union… whatever remains of it.

And so my fellow Americans, I urge you to grab your ankles and get ready for a little ‘shared sacrifice’.

But don’t worry about me, or my senior staff. We will leave government with cushy pensions, $750,000 speaking fees, board seats on public companies, and top positions in the industries that we have accommodated at your expense.

And of course I will be paid handsomely for the arrogant memoirs I will write in which I deny any responsibility for the shit I’ve gotten you all into.

So when I say “shared sacrifice”, I really mean “your sacrifice”.

Thank you. God bless you, and God bless these United States of America.”

Sep 082012
 
mind trick games in badminton; badminton strategy and tactics to play like a jedi

Playing badminton like a jedi possible with a mind trick or two?

Mind tricks are powerful – not only in politics, economics, information technology or general media propaganda but also in sports.

Today I tried out a new mind trick or mental strategy to win badminton games against some of my regular tougher competitors – and it worked so well, I feel like sharing it with  my readers.

I base my strategy on the following discovery/assumption:

  • it is relatively rare – even if players are poorly matched, with very different skills – for one player to be more than about 5 points behind.

I theorize that this is – at least partly – because:

  • the more ahead a player is, the more sloppy and casual he plays. Especially drops / netshots become very effective against a leading player
  • the more behind a player is, the more motivated and concentrated the player plays (there are some exceptions and limits here though)

When I am behind I can (almost naturally) catch up easier and frustrate my partner by appearing to be a stronger player now. My partner looses confidence and makes more mistakes than normally until I am a few points ahead. At this point the advantage changes and I become weaker while my partner will now catch up.

The amazing thing is that these effects are very hard to avoid works with everyone. It takes a lot of training and mental strength to keep playing properly when you are a few points ahead. It simply is too tempting to feel save and underestimate your partner.

Here is how I used this effect to my advantage:

  • I tried to remember that I have an advantage when I am behind any time during the game – at least until my partner has about 18 points.
  • I tried to remember that I do not want to be many points ahead as I would lose my advantage. In fact staying behind until about 18 would be ideal!

As a result of this strategy the following happened:

  • I was not nervous about falling behind a few points – anymore. I felt it is part of my plan and felt in control. I also stopped the occasional swearing (or equivalent body language) which always encourages your partner.
  • Although I believe staying behind until 18 is ideal, I still enjoyed staying ahead and did not try too hard to lose points.
  • I played more relaxed, tried some more risky net shots until I was several points behind (or continued an “effortless” journey forward). Then I concentrated more on winning, knowing my partner is now weak feeling he is safe being ahead. I catch up – it always worked.
  • I actually began to find it hard to fall behind even against players I usually lose. I was less rigid and stiff, more flexible and faster, less worried about losing any single point.
  • I did actually play better when I was ahead too as I was aware that my partner had the mental advantage. He now had the advantage a bit less since I was aware of this effect.
  • I seemed to impress my partner as I must have appeared much more confident and in control
  • Quite often my stronger partners usually let me go ahead until about 15 points or so, so they can than play fully to catch up, knowing that they are the stronger players.
    That way they have a real challenge and its more interesting for them. I do the same with weaker partners too. However, my new strategy seemed to confuse my stronger partners to the extend that they make more mistakes and get frustrated.
    In a way we are both trying to fall behind. Maybe as a weaker player I have an advantage here – it comes more natural and I don’t have to change my play too much. Catching up then is not as dramatic a change for me than for the stronger player falling behind the weaker one and then catching up with all effort.
  • I played quite differently, even when falling behind, staying calm and in control. My stronger partners need to adjust to the change, trying to identify what is different, trying to find a remedy. Their working memory is pushing its limits reducing bandwidth for the usual strategic calculation (where to place the shuttle etc.).

I was amazed how effortless it felt beating several players I usually lose against – just because of one mind “trick”. Of course I have no hard proof that my victories were because of the trick – but there is a good chance.

I regularly use also other mind tricks like controlling the pace of the game by either slowing down or speeding up the action – especially between the rallies e.g. an extra breath before the serve, picking up the shuttle and serving a little faster. I found this also worked, but the effect was not as impressive as the method above.

Thinking of feeling the force (direction of the smash) like a Jedi, may give you an extra edge when returning smashes. Honestly, I do not know how I am able to return fast smashes – let alone how professional players return much faster ones. Here is an example:

I would think these strategies work not only in badminton. Think tennis, table tennis and perhaps even in team sports – especially if a coach uses them consciously or less obviously.

I wonder if any of my readers have some similar or contrary experience and thoughts. Do mental “tricks” like this work for you? Who uses them?

Note: I am sure this mind trick is not a new mental strategy – but it was new for me.

[update april 2014]: the described mind trick has been useful now for over  a year. However, it seems less effective after a while when I got used to using it. The psychology is probably more complicated than I described. Part of the the success at the beginning was probably the excitement about discovering something new which heightened my concentration and overall attention and motivation in the game. It could well be mostly a placebo effect. This would mean that any kind of mind trick game I come up with may work simply because I believe in it.

Keywords: mind trick games, badminton tactics and strategy, mind games


 

Aug 032012
 

Eight Olympic badminton players were disqualified because they clearly tried to lose a match against each other in the early rounds which would give them easier opponents in later rounds. I think this sounds like a smart strategy and this surely is not a new one. New is however, that they got disqualified and that they did not even pretend to play properly.
We are told that many fans  are upset about the lack of sportsmanship and some players are very apologetic to their fans.

What is really newsworthy is, that the media did not address the actual problem – one of global consequences –  at all.

If at all, they discuss how it can be proven that someone tries to lose on purpose – which is an interesting subject but not the big issue at all. It even makes the Fox News commentator appear as if she cared about justice here. And she may even genuinely care. However, the injustice on a much higher level is ignored as usual.

Mainstream media are fleeing from the prominently exposed fact of a flawed competition system.

Mainstream media are running away from discussing the prominently exposed fact of a flawed competition system – widely used in the world of professional sports.

It is obvious why mainstream (corporate/government sponsored) media would not debate big issues like alternative economic systems or the flaws in the current financial system. The media are doing well with it, why should they bite the hands that feed them (shareholders, advertisers, politicians, banks)?

The same or very similar competition system is widely used in the most popular sports tournaments on this planet, including basketball, soccer, American football, tennis – you name it.

So why are the media not addressing the real issue when such a great opportunity presents itself  (unlike Indonesia’s head of badminton in this short video)?

The real issue is that this widely used competition group system, one that is optimized to provide the most entertaining match ups, is severely flawed and should be replaced with proven fairer – but less entertaining – systems.
The media would not want or could not afford it. So why would they address it?

I watched the surprisingly hard to find footage of one of these games. It appears the players did not like this strategy of intentional losing – and why should they? Especially when two teams meet who both have been told by their trainer to lose by all means. The players love their sport, they love action and the support of their fans. I think I can see in their body language that they were not comfortable at all. It was not what they wanted even though it was increasing their chances to win.

I believe professional sport has finally become completely hijacked by money and greed like much of science, politics, education and more. Sport is no longer about the ego, skills, effort and life of the athlete.

Today, thanks to our holy growth (and debt) based global economy and the resulting need for ever-increasing competition, there are many other stakeholders involved. These stakeholders are not only highly paid coaches and sponsors, shareholders (owners of teams) but also corporate media (they want entertainment above everything) themselves as well as political agendas.

With few exceptions, the players (and even their coaches) appear almost like money producing tools or toys for those stake holders to play with. They can be bought and exchanged, up and downgraded like software racing cars.

I admire the badminton players for their inability to go ahead and lie and pretend (like many others) even after the umpire warned both teams could be disqualified. In my eyes the players were the ones who blew the whistle on an issue that should have been discussed and solved many years ago in most sports.

Both the media and complaining fans should have supported or awarded them and not pooh-pooh them while protecting their own short-sighted interests (personal monetary loss) and pretending that the Olympic ideals have much meaning (or room) in the current but long expired economic paradigm.

As long as most of the population make corporate media the mainstream media by watching, uncritically believing and supporting them, I do not expect any attempts to improve on or even discuss the urgently needed big – paradigm changing – issues on a meaningful scale.

keywords: flawed competition system, badminton, Olympics 2012, London

Apr 232012
 

My kids caught me playing chess with the computer and wanted to play too. Jason5 – the five-year old learned very quickly how to move the pieces. Even the knight was no problem: “two forward and one to the side”. The “magic castling to protect the king” was special fun as the king can  hop over the rook and – anyway – two pieces seem to move together. The other special fun feature was that pawns can transform into anything when they reach the other side. The goal of the game is to “eat” the king (to make it less abstract than a check mate).

Jason5 learned the moves within an hour or so mostly by watching and playing with the computer. Maybe 10 games  later I introduced  the concept of protecting the “fighters” which he became very fond of. His biggest problem was that he was mostly focusing on protecting and eating the pieces of the opponent – not at all on finding a way to eat the king. Interestingly he was – also often reluctant to eat something that is not protected claiming that he did not want to. It seems he did not want to hurt his opponent (usually me) too much. Of course I let him win most of the time and maybe he began to feel sorry for me.

After a few weeks (he played maybe one game a day or less on average) he discovered how to attack the king with a piece that is covered like a queen covered by a bishop as I “casually” pointed out once. I try to not give much advice generally. The only major rule I left out so far was en-passant. They also know which side of the board is for white (the number 1 side) and to place the white queen on a white square – this was no problem at all.

Chess with children can be fun for everyone.

Chess with children can be fun for everyone.

Jason4 learned to move most pieces nearly as fast as his older brother. The exception was the “horse”. “Two forward, one to the side” seemed problematic. I remembered then that he tends to count the square he is on as “one” – at least in some board games like Ludo. So I changed it to “three forward and one to the side”.

Interestingly this did not improve his accuracy (he still  got it right only 50% of the time). He seemed to memorize the movement of the horse however, intuitively, as if he remembered the “L” shape – but not so much consciously, which I could see as he was moving the night less confidently. He also had problems accepting that pawns can only move forward. That they can only eat diagonal took also a little longer.

Eventually we found a way to work out the knight jumps: “ One forward, one diagonal.”

To my surprise this worked best. Even though “diagonal” was a new word and hard to pronounce – it became the mnemonic technique of his choice and now his knight moves are perfect. I actually suspect this was  because of the strange / funny “diagonal” word in the rule. It also includes “one this” and “one that” a kind of symmetry that seems to help.
For Jason4, the hardest skill to master  was losing a game. I had to let him win at least 9 out of 10 games – which was not even always that easy but kept his mood and interest up. We occasionally use the “check” word but since the goal is to “eat the king” it makes more sense not to use it and use a surprise attack on the king. I often “overlook” that the king can be eaten by a “horse” (maybe the hardest one to see for them) or my king gets caught behind the three pawns by a rook or a converted pawn. Jason4 also likes to change the rules “just this time” for the movement of some pieces when it suits him and I usually accept it – “just this time” (that way we both confirm that we know the official rules avoiding possible confusion).

Lately he repeatedly suggested to let me win – but never did so far. I did make him lose once in maybe 20 games more recently and it was ok-ish.
The biggest challenge for me is to find a way for the two boys to play together without either of them ending up crying or complaining. Typically the older complains that the younger either  doesn’t play right or simply he doesn’t want to play with him as the younger now often plays better moves than I do. They can now play together though , as long as I take over at the end and lose :)

My youngest Jason2 (a girl) also occasionally joins the “chesso” team. Sometimes she plays against Jason4 with him pointing out where she can move what. Jason4 also enjoys explaining the right movements to her and she listens patiently for a while.. and often follows his advice.
Unlike Jason5, Jason4 has no “ethical” problems eating any piece or even to cheat a little i.e. bend the rules temporarily to accomplish that. Sometimes a pawn wants to move back or sidewards.

Now after a month of playing about 3 games a day (mostly with Jason4) I started introducing strategies like trying to control the center – which is appreciated  mostly (albeit only a little) by Jason5.

I am curious to hear experiences or advice from any readers to help me  keep “chesso” a popular game for the whole family. I am not aiming to create chess masters but it helps to keep them away from the tv and the computer.

One problem I will face sooner or later is to explain how I can be such a bad chess player when I go the chess club once a week where I play with grown ups .. and do occasionally win as I tell them – they often ask how I lost and if I still had a queen .. :)

Oh, and did I mention that we sometimes use funny words like “pawnie” and “rookie” and “horsie” – although they are perfectly aware of their official names including “knight” for “horse”. Jason4 also likes to misplace some pieces on purpose which is fun but most of the time he automatically prefers the correct setup.

Jason5 sometimes likes to see bishops as missiles and I called the knight also a “hot air balloon”. He also chose to turn the h-rook upside down so he knows which one is which throughout the game (he is a bit of the careful thinker type..). This habit was also copied by Jason4 but both have abandoned it recently. Now they know the letter “h” well.

Update January 2014: Suddenly Jason 5 and Jason 7 are both playing decent Chess. I have to fight seriously (if I start with a rook and a queen down) and don’t always win anymore. So losing becomes more natural and is anyway not so much of a problem anymore. Their rating is between 700 and 800 on the computer program Chessmaster (I am around 1700 there, at the moment). Jason 5 can mate me with King and rook when I don’t defend too well. They only played a couple of games per month since the original post. I am curious to hear some stories of any readers playing chess with children ..who is so brave to share something? ;)


 

Mar 242012
 

On March 5th, “Kony 2012”, a brilliant, touching and shocking, 30min video was posted on youtube, aimed to raise awareness of the abduction and abuse of child soldiers in Africa. The video was designed so well, it hit the soft spots of over 70 million viewers in less than a week. A masterpiece of marketing that gathered the support of millions including celebrities and politicians. An instant success for Invisible Children – the NGO that decided to focus on an issue that, for decades, has been of little interest in mainstream media.

Only a few days after its release something utterly bizarre and interesting happened. Mainstream media and even many alternatives aggressively attacked the film-maker for alleged inaccuracies and inappropriate profit motifs. However, they all agree that Joseph Kony is a “bad” guy and deserves to be eliminated and that child soldiers are a big and long-term problem in some African countries.

Soon after the enormous rapid success followed an “intuitive” hostile reaction of the media. Jason Russel, co-founder of Invisible Children, who also featured in the video along with his five year old son, suffered something I would simply call a public nervous-breakdown. Suddenly the news pages were full of stories about the his mental health breakdown but also stories that dive deeper into the issue of child soldiers in Africa (now that the topic is popular).

Kony 2012

Kony 2012: Raising awareness of 3 decades of child soldiers and abuse in Africa. Joseph Kony is wanted for "crimes against humanity".

The video aimed to pressure the US government to provide more support to capture the uncontroversial ferocious criminal Joseph Kony. I would have preferred to see a collaborative effort of e.g. the UN – but hey, we are talking about a few hundred troops or so to assist local government forces to capture the bad guy. This is hardly an American “invasion” in Africa.

So far the video has been criticised for the following points:

  • Uganda is not any more affected by Kony’s organisation the Lord’s Resistance Army (LRA) – although it has been until 2006. Apparently Kony has moved on  to other territories. This was also something the Uganda government was quick to point out trying to save the public image of Uganda
  • Uganda like other African countries have many other and bigger problems than thousands of abused child soldiers forced to murdering their parents among others
  • a too high budget for the making of the movie (they could have used the money in better ways)
  • that he omitted that the current Uganda government came to power using child soldiers
  • a five year old – like the film makers son featured in the video should not know about these issues
  • Invisible Children encourages everyone to raise awareness of the issue on one particular day and provides advertising kits in exchange for money
  • Successful marketing by  appealing to the feelings of viewers is painted as “propaganda” [Note: the same media call political campaigns, pharmaceutical commercials etc. great and necessary advertising or even public relations. ]

I could now post a list of praised celebrities, politicians, CEOs, Hollywood blockbusters, daily news, commercials that would make the above listed shortcomings (in terms of ethics or accuracy of information)  fade in comparison. But I won’t as I think the point I am trying to make is obvious.
Making money with a good cause apparently is unethical and so is good advertising or simplification. The growth dependent and profit eating “beast” – our chosen economic system – is telling us that we must not let good things benefit from the system. At least there is much more benefit (profit) in badmouthing anything progressive.

I praise the  Kony 2012 video for the following points:

  • effectively bringing the topic of child soldiers and other African issues into the mainstream discussion
  • raising awareness of media desperate to ride every possible wave by turning positive developments  into better selling bad news
  • permitting people to realise how making money with a good cause is considered unethical by our economic system with the media acting as gatekeepers. The same media participate and promote throwing millions at so-called celebrities who do nothing else than acting as if they were someone else or bonuses of bankers and politicians who miserably fail doing their jobs.

This phenomenal awareness boosting video, almost as a sideline, effectively revealed the dangerous lack of objective and citizen friendly, meaningful reporting in the media. It is not information but sensationalism that matters in terms of profit. Unfortunately a good cause will never sell as well as a bad one in our current economic environment.

I wish Jason Russell, the brilliant film maker and co-founder of  Invisible Children, a fast recovery and the support he deserves for his fantastic job.

 

Feb 232012
 

As a supporter of the fantastic free (open source) operating system Ubuntu (a common variety of Linux), I like to help the community with (hopefully) some useful info. My Ubuntu posts so far seem quite popular – and supporting free open source software feels … well, just so wonderful in a world driven by perpetual increasing corporate profit.

Ubuntu on sub notebook

Ubuntu on sub notebook

The internal card reader of my HP Pavillion notebook did not recognize XD memory cards. In Januay 2011 I contacted Jmicron :

Email to Jmicron requesting a patch for the JMB38x card reader

Dear support at Jmicron,
I have just installed the latest long-term release of Ubuntu
10.04 (Lucid) 64bit and all updates that came with it.
My problem is that the build-in card reader JMB38X  in my
notebook does not recognise a xd picture card (Olympus).
It does work with an SD card (Apacer) though.

I use the XD card in my cameras and it would be very
important for me to get it to work without an external card
reader. Do you have a patch/driver that could fix this? On
your website it says that this card reader is supported for
Ubuntu and Lucid comes with 2.6.36 which is much younger
than the minimum stated on the website (2.6.18) - so that
should not be the problem I believe.
Many thanks for any help,

Jason
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Within a day or so I got the driver that fixed the issue – see below. The JMB38x memory card reader driver is here:  driver_JMB38x

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Installation of the patch / driver for the JMB38x memory card reader

1. Decompress jmb38x_xxxxxxxx.tbz2 (replace the x… with the real file name, to see the filenames you can type “l”)

  • tar xjvf jmb38x_xxxxxxxx.tbz2

2. Change directory to jmb38x

  • cd jmb38x

3. Compile drivers with root permission in two steps

  • sudo make
  • sudo make install

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I was very happy to see Ubuntu supported by Jmicron – many thanks also to the fast acting support person. The card now also reads 8 GB SDHC memory cards FAT32 formatted with no problem.

Appendix: Additional info about the JMB38x card reader driver

Release Date: 2011/01/19

Support Kernels: 2.6.22~2.6.37

Support Chips: JMB38x MS/xD Host Controller [DID: 2383/2384, 2388/2389, 2393/2394]

Support Memory Cards: Memory Stick Standard/Pro/Pro-HG Card xD-Picture Card

 

Feb 162012
 

Open Source Software like Linux is a great way to get an idea of what humans can accomplish – and provide for free – outside a corporate environment.

Of course, there are a few changes for those switching from Windows to Ubuntu and this post is my modest contribution to help this fantastic community project. I could not find this info on the web within 10 min googling so I reckon its worth posting it here.

To add or change an icon in Ubuntu:

  • right-click on the existing or default icon of the application
  • choose “properties”
  • click on the icon !! (this is not necessarily obvious if you are used to windows..)
  • choose the icon you like

Note: Ubuntu can use png files but not .ico files like in Windows.
You can either chose an existing icon or download an icon of your choice from an archive like this.
Remember that if you download it you can only copy it into a folder where you have permissions to access – of course.

Ubuntu Developer Sumit P at Orlando, Florida, 4 November 2011.

Ubuntu Developer Sumit P at Orlando, Florida, 4 November 2011. Photo; Sean Sosik-Hamor.

To see the permissions of a folder:

  • right-click on the folder
  • choose “properties”
  • choose “permissions”

If you see “root” you can’t (easily) and probably should not access it.

Instead, you could create your own custom icons folder.  For example under the yourusername/picture folder then it will stay with you if you move or upgrade your system.

I can confirm that this works on  Ubuntu 10.04 (Lucid Lynx) and suspect it works likely on all other Linux distributions.

If you found this info helpful or you can add something useful please leave a comment.

Feb 152012
 

I am Whitney Houston fan. I am sad to hear she died. However, I am also a fan of many other artists many of which will never be awarded a headline with any major news service – even if they died.

That Whitney Houston died so early is tragic for her and her friends and fans – sure. But there is not much they can do about it. Strictly speaking this should be in the entertainment section – not news. What should be on the news are headlines like these:

  • Crony capitalist economic system may not longer be sustainable!
  • Trillions of funding poured into finding economic and social alternative systems
  • Scholars worldwide abandon Keynesian economics and fiat money!
  • US government shifts focus from killing millions of people abroad to saving millions of people at home
  • Millions of Volunteers wanted to take part in testing alternative social and city structures

You get the message. Sadly, I suspect Whitney Houston appears in news headlines not because she matters so much to so many people but because she draws a lot of page views. In particular if it is a synchronised effort by major media outlets. Synchronised not because of a conspiracy but because of her death. Such powerful stimulus creates a snow ball effect and before the week is over almost everyone in the western world has consumed the news and with it millions of banners and page views.

Her CD sales obviously get a last boost but all other advertisers and the media are very happy too. In fact the government can expect a higher GDP because of her death and the hype and “mass sadness”, consumption may go up a little – great!

The system we live in is failing the 99% – even if GDP goes up. GDP would go up even more if all people would take 20 drugs every day or went to the psychiatrist every day.

If anything the media  should remember their responsibilities and use her popularity to point out – properly – the crimes of big pharma and mention all of the medicaments she has taken or is currently withdrawing from. They should compare her situation with the millions of others who are drugged by their doctors with a cocktail of chemistry whose side effects – without considering the mostly unknown interactions – would be to long to read in a news broadcast. It is quite possible she died because of side effects of those drugs – but the media won’t cover this properly. They protect their advertising clients – unless it is a really big deal that can serve many months – like Michael Jackson’s death.

Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston. Photo by Mark Kettenhofen

My mother’s doctor told me that it is normal to take 20 prescription pills every day once you are over 70 – many take more. Another doctor told me that most doctors won’t have the time (or take it) to check for known interactions between drugs – which are very likely significant if you take more than 5. They have free access to databases that can do this instantly (once the names are keyed in) – but this is mostly for students as Doctors are too busy to do this. I did it myself for her 20 drugs at a free online service and found several dangerous combinations. Now this was in Europe – not even the US.

To clarify what I mean with the crimes of big pharma – here are some examples:

  • direct advertising of prescription medicine to “consumers” (legal in USA, New Zealand)
  • aggressive promotion and supply of doctors with drugs by pharmaceutical sale reps (in the US, I believe there is about 1 rep per 30 doctors)
  • creation of new diseases like “shyness”, hair loss, “fear of public speaking”, ADHD. Anything but average becomes sick and needs to be treated..
  • failure to mention life style changes as alternative treatments to taking a pill when “informing” about diseases like high cholesterol
  • exaggeration of risks to get specific diseases and failure to compare with other everyday risks
  • downplaying the side effects of most pills
  • lack of incentive to fund research into non-drug treatments or permanent cure and prevention of diseases
  • exaggeration of the effects of pills, never mention their efficacy compared to placebo or other perhaps for some people safer drugs

I realize some points are due to the competitive market system and crony capitalism – so Big Pharma is not guilty alone. I like to give Whitney Houston’s popularised departure another purpose – why not use it as an occasion to watch this documentary (103 min) about The drugging of our children – I think she would want you too.
[This documentary is about the US but these outrageous methods to preserve crony capitalism to keep the GDP growing no matter what – are spreading fast to other countries.]

Feb 152012
 

Crony capitalism is a term describing an economy in which success in business depends on close relationships between business people and government officials. It may be exhibited by favouritism in the distribution of legal permits, government grants, special tax breaks, and so forth.

I like the above definition (Wikipedia Feb 2012)  and perhaps it even describes our current world economic system better than “corporatism” – the term I used mostly so far. With the arrival of the millennium crisis the death of the current system may no longer be delayed by artificial revival through printing of worthless paper money or lowering interest rates.
Is the only solution another global destructive war to reset the system and start over with the same thing (crony capitalism) again?

I am glad I have come across a few alternatives to crony capitalism in the past years (there are at least a handful).  Considering the importance to chose an appropriate system I find it remarkable that none of these two – nor any others – have been discussed seriously in the corporate media or mainstream politics.

“Capitalism is not working” banner at G20 Meltdown protest in London, 1 April 2009. photo:Jonny White

“Capitalism is not working” banner at G20 Meltdown protest in London, 1 April 2009. photo:Jonny White

In this post I briefly address two very different but intriguing directions: Ron Paul’s combination of Austrian economics (as opposed to the current Keynesian system) and non interventionist foreign politics (to save money and millions of lives).

The other is the resource based economy popularized by Peter Joseph’s award-winning documentaries. Obviously the comparison is not quite fair as a resource based economy will require a much longer transition period while Ron Paul’s solution is ready to go and could happen by the end of the year – if he gets elected for President of the USA.

Ron Paul

Congressman Ron Paul is currently lending himself (offering his service as US presidential candidate) to the American public as a serious game changer of the current system, someone with a decades long track record of addressing the economic short comings of the USA and its war pushing foreign politics for a long time.

Due to his impeccable credentials, skills and willingness to fight corporatism, he has  (in my opinion) no real competition in the elections but certainly many powerful enemies behind the scenes – in particular the owners of corporate media, the (private) Federal Reserve Bank (FED) and Americas largest banks.

Ron Paul would – reliably – downsize both the central government (shift power to state governments) and gradually abandon the private central banking system that destroyed the value of the dollar by 98% since its creation through artificial intervention. Dr Paul’s priorities are the US constitution, civil liberties, sound money (“Austrian” economics) and ending the perpetual unconstitutional (not approved by Congress) wars and interventions in other countries.

Peter Joseph

Peter Joseph is the director of a series of documentaries that changed the way millions of people view the world. His three documentaries: Zeitgeist: The Movie; Zeitgeist: Addendum; Zeitgeist: Moving Forward are available for free here. I recommend Zeitgeist: Addendum if you only want to check out one.

Joseph points out fundamental flaws in the current economic, social, political system and offers a radical and – at this stage – utopian but thinkable moneyless technocratic system which he calls “A resources based economy”. The resource based economy is essentially the life-work of a gifted and dedicated social engineer Jacque Fresco under the tag “The Venus Project“.

 

In a resource based economy everything would be freely available, humans would not need to work to live which would allow technology to prosper (no patents, or money limitations) and eventually replace all human need to work for the system. The problems of corruption, boom and bust cycle, oversupply of labour (unemployment) and products, competition instead of collaboration, wasted resources, planned obsolescence, pollution and many more could be all but eliminated.

The 2011 13-hour documentary TROM: The Reality of Me has a 1-hour-and-16-minute segment called “Resource Based Economy” which explains The Venus Project.

In the following is an educational and entertaining short music / rap video comparing Ron Paul’s vision with Peter Joseph’s – of course rather simplified. What is missing is the less comical side of “business as usual” which would entail enormous risks including a nuclear war and the near certainty of running out of resources eventually. So keeping in mind that the current system of expired crony capitalism (we have too many products and consume too much by now!)  is probably the most ridiculous and riskiest of all to continue.

 

Below is the transcript of this video:

RN9 – The Global Economy
by Hugo Farrant & Giordano Nanni

[Alan Greenspan] “I have found a flaw, in the model that I perceived is the critical functioning structure that defines how the world works – so to speak.”

Ladies and gentlemen,
you’re tuned in to the Juice News set again
Where we’re examining the status of the human experiment
Is it succeeding or will it have to be aborted?
We pursue a prognosis in this Rap News audit

As you know, the world is urgently trying to make sense
of our “global economy” and its arcane trends
As financial temples teeter, the priesthood is scrambling,
to maintain our confidence in markets and banking

after derivatives, quantitative easing, trade imbalances
recession, low GDP, nations close to collapsing and
subprime loans, foreclosed homes and peoples’ taxes spent
to bail out too-big-to-fail triple-A banks again.

fear levels rising as a US crash seems imminent,
having smashed the debt ceiling of fourteen trillion.
Despite protests and clashes in Athens’ streets
the IMF imposed Structurally Unjust Programmes in Greece

where, in fact, the term ‘economy’ entered our language
from the Greek ‘oikonomia’, meaning ‘household management’
Well, how are we managing? Theories abound, but in practice, does
anyone actually know what the hell’s even happening?

To regain some sanity we take a stock call
and cross to Texas with our first guest, Ron Paul
Welcome to Rap News, Doctor Paul
the economy, what’s your diagnosis of it all?

– Well, Robert, we’ve dropped the ball,
I’m a physician-politician: this is pathological
see, the global economy is chronically ailing
Believe me, the course we’ve plotted is terminally failing

We’re heading towards credit cardiac arrest
with deep depression and trauma across the west.
– Is there a cure? – Sure, more capitalism, not less!
and the market will take care of the rest

But first, we need a Heimlich manoeuvre
See: banker-gods proclaimed: ‘fiat pecunia!’
and our economy was inflated, totally mangled
we got ‘fiat currencies’, and lost the gold standard…

– …Huh? – Paper money is a worthless commodity!
It’s the biggest fraud in the history of humanity
– All this must cast doubt on the capitalist system;
is it just another pretty theory, like “communism”?

– Oh no, you see, this ain’t capitalism
The gospel of free-marketism, Adam Smith’s religion
has been perverted by fiscal heathens and
what we now have is the cabal of “corporatism”

– When state and business lucratively merge?
– Yes, exemplified by the system of the Central Reserve
But we don’t need to borrow more to pay their debt
Coz I’m campaigning to End the Fed!

– Uh, thank you Ron, now for another fine mind
on the online frequencies, the director behind “Zeitgeist”
on the line live, documentary film-maker, Peter Joseph
– Thank you, Robert, for allowing me to speak this moment

But before I deliver my deep prognosis
We need a sweet opus, a marimba line to keep us focused

That’s better. Now, as to these fetters
that have kept us caught, if you will,
in a system that’s intrinsically, inherently flawed:
the whole monetary paradigm is the single cause

The economy isn’t “broken”, it doesn’t need “fixing”
this is exactly its intended condition:
Money isn’t real, interest and debt are not real
our whole economy has been set up to steal!

– So you don’t agree with Congressman Ron Paul
that we need a fiscal solution to avert a long fall?
– The illusion that these debts can be served
by using money, which creates more debt, is frankly absurd

It’s a way of maintaining division and slavery
When we could attain abundance and abolish scarcity
– Well, we need to create jobs, live within our means.
Cut wasteful healthcare, and welfare schemes,

it seems yours is just another socialist vision
– The Zeitgeist Movement eschews such “isms”:
socialism, theism…. – realism? – tell us then
is it just rhetoric or would you really end the Fed?

– Well, I wouldn’t END the fed, that’s not quite my position
What I’d do is open it up to competition…
-Obsolete! I say abolish all competition:
that’s the evolution my movement is triggering

– Evolution’s just a theory, we need the full picture
believe me, we need to have faith in a sound scripture
– This is the real Bible: Zeitgeist Moving Forward,
– What’s that, some kind of Austrian Gay Porno?

– Ask your boyfriend Bruno – you pissant!
– Geriatric – Talk to the invisible hand!
– Uh, ok, thank you for your sage contributions
and brave attempts to alleviate our confusion

online, you’ve both inspired and led movements,
jogging our memories, revealing hidden truths and,
in sooth, you both hold enlightening views but
time’s running out; do you have a practical solution?

– Indeed, I believe i have seen a prospect
I introduce Jaque Fresco; our era’s prophet,
Whose shiny technology could cease this conflict and…
– Shut up, Peter, I’m the centrepiece of the Venus Project

The economy? I’ve watched our problems grow
and my attitude’s the same: This Shit’s Got to Go!
what we need are resource-based economies with futuristic
circular cities, supervised by a super computer

and this is the first time anyone’s seen this object
a full prototype of the Venus Project
which I’ve programmed to carry out an analysis
to tell us exactly how to manage the planet with

its computer, VAL t-9000, that’s my beauty
– Uh, Jacque, is it really safe? – absolutely
I’ll turn her on… that’s the light, see?
– Hello, Jacque. – Ah, my love, my Aphrodite

– Economy of planet Earth… analysing
– Yes! – WARNING: HUMAN PARASITE HAS
BEEN DETECTED: CULL SEQUENCE INITIATED!
– Shhh! don’t tell them our plan yet!

– …I’m afraid… – Of what? – Afraid that
I have to exterminate you, Jacque
– What? abort computer, stat! – I’m afraid I can’t do that
ZAP! – A malfunction! – A hack!

– Wrong, Humans, this is no virus you’re seeing
I am a fully rational intelligent cyber-being
I’ve conducted a Global Economic analysis
and concluded that planet Earth is being ravaged as

a result of a parasite: homo sapiens
Required economic action: total liquidation
– Is this the solution, depopulation? – INITIATION…
– I don’t have any other solutions! Who’ll save us!?

– It’s a story of a lost global economy
Under attack from a Rampaging / Genocidal / Utopian / Robot
One man has stood apart stood strong and true…

– Here I am, with my Gold-bot, forty-four carats
Goldie, let em have it, carry forth the gold standard
Capital crimes call for capitalist punishment
a glimpse of the future with a Ron Paul Government

– Is this the solution?
– No, just a demonstration of my Love Revolution
– All is full of love! – yes it is!
I’m Ron Paul and I approve these messages

– Well, dear viewers, that should buy us a bit of time
to share a thought before we end for the night
Our global economia does seem in peril
will the household even be here tomorrow?

Uncertainty is the only stock that’s always been rising
And now we’re losing “confidence”, but is it surprising?
has it not all been a gamble from the first seed we planted
to margin calls on the vagaries of the FTSE 100?

Well, seems we’ve come to our global auditing,
Our financial Day of Reckoning. It’s an interesting quandary.
Have we invested too much in this enterprise
to admit the solution might lie in its very demise?

For our real economy is something much broader:
its GDP measured, not by our ability to hoard but
our capacity to relearn and earn our place in nature’s order
and thus remain on this planet ark – our Pandora.

The lyrics are taken from here.